Our bizarre days

Stupid laws

simoncowellluver — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:25:21 +0000

- Louisiana:
1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

- Massachusetts:
1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

- Nebraska:
1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

- Oklahoma
1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

- Washington:
1. All lollipops are banned.
2. A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
3. In King County, in Seattle Washington, it is illegal to sit on a man’s lap on a metro bus, unless you are married.

- West Virginia:
1. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.”

Stupid Construction

simoncowellluver — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:34:11 +0000

Hilarious Signs II

simoncowellluver — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:22:14 +0000

very generous

Woman fights off intruders with chili

simoncowellluver — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:15:41 +0000

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Woman fights off intruders with chili

Hilarious Road Signs

simoncowellluver — Sat, 16 May 2009 22:32:29 +0000

That's nice.

Really? Woah.

Thanks; I'll need it.

So could the person dricing the car the hitchhiker enters.

Dieting gone bad *Coughs* Kirsty Ally *Coughs*

And don't forget about my pet dragon, either!

Okay, so dieting isn't a bad idea.

So that's where McDonalds... Oh, nevermind.